Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Warning! Land Snark Invades The D™

That's right folks... for the next couple of weeks your favorite Snark is setting up shop in Detroit Rock City. The same city that has given y'all such gifts as The White Stripes, MC5, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Von Bondies, Bob Segar, and of course The Nuge! Everyone in the D beware, snarks are on the loose, especially Uncle Grambo over at Whatevs.org... oh yeah the Snark's gunning for you sir.

While exploring this new terrain I have learned valuable things and I am beginning to understand why most people try to stay the hell out of this town. First off, there are no left turns... ok, maybe some, but they are few and far between. This makes getting around a serious pain in the ass. Second, I have now been to 8 Mile... and you know what, it looked pretty Posh Spice to me. Maybe Mr. Mathers is from the other side of the "Tracks", but I didn't see any trains. And Third, Dearborn has two things Ford Motor Company and Muslims. Looks like Georgie was right. While we slacked off on the war on terror, the bastards swam over here and gave us the Taurus. Smart thinking assholes, American car mediocrity, now that's Terror!

Now I'm sure The D™ isn't all bad, but so far I am unimpressed. If any of you faithful SnarkHeads have any suggestions of places for the Land Snark to hit up, please drop it in the comment box and a full review will come your way. Until next time... stay mean people... oh wait I mean Fight The Power, oh fuck, whatever...

2 comments:

Macky Olé said...

No love for the true royalty of the D rock scene? I'm talking about Kid Rock, of course.

The Land Snark said...

Oh, How could I forget... another truly miserable example of the grandness of the D...